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Favourite Quotes
Here are a pile of quotes I like. Not that I use them regularly.
"Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity."
"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity."
"I don't patronise... I program."
"Opposites don't attract... Desperation fills the gap."
"I have never found a problem that couldn't be solved with the suitable application of explosives."
"Pessimist. Realist. What's the difference?"
"The wheel is spinning, but the mouse is dead."
"Organised world (house, room whatever), disorgranised mind."
"Life's a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% mortality rate."
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